The Two Gentlemen of Verona

Act 5, Scene 2

Enter THURIO, PROTEUS, and JULIA disguised in page’s attire

THURIO, PROTEUS, and JULIA enter. JULIA is disguised in the clothing of a male servant.

THURIO

Sir Proteus, what says Sylvia to my suit?

THURIO

Sir Proteus, what does Sylvia have to say about my declarations of love for her?

PROTEUS

O, sir, I find her milder than she was,

And yet she takes exceptions at your person.

PROTEUS

Oh, sir, she’s not as cold as she used to be, though she still objects to you.

THURIO

What, that my leg is too long?

THURIO

What, because my leg is too long?

PROTEUS

No, that it is too little.

PROTEUS

No, because it’s too skinny.

THURIO

I’ll wear a boot, to make it somewhat rounder.

THURIO

I’ll wear a boot with spurs, then, to make it look thicker.

JULIA

(aside) But love will not be spurred to what it loathes.

JULIA

(aside) But love can’t be spurred to like what it hates.

THURIO

What says she to my face?

THURIO

What does she have to say about my face?

PROTEUS

She says it is a fair one.

PROTEUS

She says it is an attractive one.

THURIO

Nay, then, the wanton lies; my face is black.

THURIO

No, then, she’s lying—my face is ugly.

PROTEUS

But pearls are fair, and the old saying is,

Black men are pearls in beauteous ladies’ eyes.

PROTEUS

But pearls are beautiful, and the old saying is that ugly men are pearls in beautiful women’s eyes.

JULIA

(aside) ’Tis true, such pearls as put out ladies’ eyes,

For I had rather wink than look on them.

JULIA

(aside) It’s true—the kind of pearls that make ladies go blind. I’d rather shut my eyes than look at them.

THURIO

How likes she my discourse?

THURIO

How does she like my conversation?

PROTEUS

Ill, when you talk of war.

PROTEUS

Not much, when you talk about war.

THURIO

But well when I discourse of love and peace?

THURIO

But she likes it when I talk about love and peace?

JULIA

(aside) But better, indeed, when you hold your peace.

JULIA

(aside) But even better when you hold your peace and don’t talk at all.

THURIO

What says she to my valor?

THURIO

What does she have to say about my bravery?

PROTEUS

O, sir, she makes no doubt of that.

PROTEUS

Oh, sir, she doesn’t question it at all.

JULIA

(aside) She needs not, when she knows it cowardice.

JULIA

(aside) She doesn’t need to, since she knows he’s a coward.

THURIO

What says she to my birth?

THURIO

What does she have to say about my lineage?

PROTEUS

That you are well derived.

PROTEUS

That you are of good descent.

JULIA

(aside) True; from a gentleman to a fool.

JULIA

(aside) True—he’s descended from a gentleman to a fool.

THURIO

Considers she my possessions?

THURIO

Has she thought about all the lands that I own?

PROTEUS

O, ay, and pities them.

PROTEUS

Oh, yes, and she pities them.

THURIO

Wherefore?

THURIO

Why?

JULIA

(aside) That such an ass should owe them.

JULIA

(aside) Because an ass like him owns them.

PROTEUS

That they are out by lease.

PROTEUS

Because you’ve leased them to others.

Enter DUKE

The DUKE enters.

JULIA

Here comes the Duke.

JULIA

Here comes the duke.

DUKE

How now, Sir Proteus? how now, Thurio?

Which of you saw Sir Eglamour of late?

DUKE

How are you, Sir Proteus? How are you, Thurio? Has either of you seen Eglamour lately?

THURIO

Not I.

THURIO

I haven’t.

PROTEUS

Nor I.

PROTEUS

Nor have I.

DUKE

Saw you my daughter?

DUKE

Have you seen my daughter?

PROTEUS

Neither.

PROTEUS

I haven’t seen her either.

DUKE

Why then,

She’s fled unto that peasant Valentine,

And Eglamour is in her company.

’Tis true, for Friar Lawrence met them both

As he in penance wandered through the forest.

Him he knew well, and guessed that it was she,

But, being masked, he was not sure of it.

Besides, she did intend confession

At Patrick’s cell this even, and there she was not.

These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence.

Therefore, I pray you, stand not to discourse,

But mount you presently, and meet with me

Upon the rising of the mountain foot

That leads toward Mantua, whither they are fled.

Dispatch, sweet gentlemen, and follow me.

DUKE

That means she’s run off to that rascal Valentine, and Eglamour is with her. I know it’s true, because Friar Lawrence met them both as he wandered through the forest in penance. He knew Eglamour well and guessed that the girl was Sylvia, but he wasn’t sure since she had a mask on. Besides, she’d planned to take confession at Friar Patrick’s chamber tonight, but she didn’t show up. These coincidences confirm that she’s run away. Therefore, I beg you, stop talking and mount your horses immediately. Meet me on the rise at the foot of the mountain that leads toward Mantua, where they fled to. Hurry, kind gentlemen, and follow me.

Exit DUKE

The DUKE exits.

THURIO

Why, this it is to be a peevish girl,

That flies her fortune when it follows her.

I’ll after, more to be revenged on Eglamour

Than for the love of reckless Sylvia.

THURIO

Why, what a silly girl she is to throw away everything good that was coming to her. I’ll follow them, more to get revenge on Eglamour than out of love for reckless Sylvia.

Exit THURIO

THURIO exits.

PROTEUS

And I will follow, more for Sylvia’s love

Than hate of Eglamour that goes with her.

PROTEUS

And I’ll follow, too, more out of love for Sylvia than hatred of Elgamour, who goes with her.

Exit PROTEUS

PROTEUS exits.

JULIA

And I will follow, more to cross that love

Than hate for Sylvia, that is gone for love.

JULIA

And I will follow as well, more to thwart Proteus’ love for Sylvia than out of any hatred of Sylvia, who flees because of love.

Exit

Exit.