Hamlet

Where wilt thou lead me? Speak, I’ll go no further.

Mark me.

I will.

My hour is almost come

When I to sulfurous and tormenting flames

Must render up myself.

Alas, poor ghost!

Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing

To what I shall unfold.

Speak. I am bound to hear.

So art thou to revenge when thou shalt hear.

What?

I am thy father’s spirit,

Doomed for a certain term to walk the night

And for the day confined to fast in fires,

Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature

Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid

To tell the secrets of my prison house,

I could a tale unfold whose lightest word

Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,

Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,

Thy knotted and combinèd locks to part

And each particular hair to stand on end,

Like quills upon the fearful porpentine.

But this eternal blazon must not be

To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!

If thou didst ever thy dear father love—

O God!

Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

Murder?

Murder most foul, as in the best it is.

But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

Haste me to know ’t, that I, with wings as swift

As meditation or the thoughts of love,

May sweep to my revenge.

I find thee apt,

And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed

That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,

Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear.

’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,

A serpent stung me. So the whole ear of Denmark

Is by a forgèd process of my death

Rankly abused. But know, thou noble youth,

The serpent that did sting thy father’s life

Now wears his crown.

O my prophetic soul! My uncle?

Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,

With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts—

O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power

So to seduce!—won to his shameful lust

The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen.

O Hamlet, what a falling off was there!

From me, whose love was of that dignity

That it went hand in hand even with the vow

I made to her in marriage, and to decline

Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor

To those of mine.

But virtue, as it never will be moved,

Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,

So lust, though to a radiant angel linked,

Will sate itself in a celestial bed

And prey on garbage.

But soft! Methinks I scent the morning air.

Brief let me be. Sleeping within my orchard,

My custom always of the afternoon,

Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole

With juice of cursed hebenon in a vial,

And in the porches of my ears did pour

The leperous distilment, whose effect

Holds such an enmity with blood of man

That swift as quicksilver it courses through

The natural gates and alleys of the body

And with a sudden vigor doth posset

And curd, like eager droppings into milk,

The thin and wholesome blood. So did it mine.

And a most instant tetter barked about,

Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust

All my smooth body.

Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother’s hand

Of life, of crown, of queen at once dispatched,

Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,

Unhouseled, disappointed, unaneled.

No reckoning made, but sent to my account

With all my imperfections on my head.

Oh, horrible, oh, horrible, most horrible!

If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not.

Let not the royal bed of Denmark be

A couch for luxury and damnèd incest.

But howsoever thou pursuest this act,

Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive

Against thy mother aught. Leave her to heaven

And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge

To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once.

The glowworm shows the matin to be near,

And ’gins to pale his uneffectual fire.

Adieu, adieu, adieu. Remember me.

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?

And shall I couple hell? Oh, fie! Hold, hold, my heart,

And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,

But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee!

Ay, thou poor ghost, whiles memory holds a seat

In this distracted globe. Remember thee!

Yea, from the table of my memory

I’ll wipe away all trivial fond records,

All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past

That youth and observation copied there,

And thy commandment all alone shall live

Within the book and volume of my brain,

Unmixed with baser matter. Yes, by heaven!

O most pernicious woman!

O villain, villain, smiling, damnèd villain!

My tables!—Meet it is I set it down

That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.

At least I’m sure it may be so in Denmark. (writes)

So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word.

It is “Adieu, adieu. Remember me.”

I have sworn ’t.

My lord, my lord!

Lord Hamlet—

Heaven secure him!

So be it.

Illo, ho, ho, my lord!

Hillo, ho, ho, boy. Come, bird, come.

How is ’t, my noble lord?

What news, my lord?

Oh, wonderful!

Good my lord, tell it.

No. You’ll reveal it.

Not I, my lord, by heaven.

Nor I, my lord.

How say you, then? Would heart of man once think it?

But you’ll be secret?

Ay, by heaven, my lord.

There’s ne’er a villain dwelling in all Denmark

But he’s an arrant knave.

There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave

To tell us this.

Why, right, you are in the right.

And so, without more circumstance at all,

I hold it fit that we shake hands and part.

You, as your business and desire shall point you—

For every man has business and desire,

Such as it is—and for my own poor part,

Look you, I’ll go pray.

These are but wild and whirling words, my lord.

I’m sorry they offend you, heartily.

Yes faith, heartily.

There’s no offense, my lord.

Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio,

And much offense too. Touching this vision here,

It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you.

For your desire to know what is between us,

O’ermaster ’t as you may. And now, good friends,

As you are friends, scholars and soldiers,

Give me one poor request.

What is ’t, my lord? We will.

Never make known what you have seen tonight.

My lord, we will not.

Nay, but swear ’t.

In faith, my lord, not I.

Nor I, my lord, in faith.

Upon my sword.

We have sworn, my lord, already.

Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.

(cries under the stage) Swear!

Ha, ha, boy! Sayst thou so? Art thou there, truepenny?

Come on, you hear this fellow in the cellarage.

Consent to swear.

Propose the oath, my lord.

Never to speak of this that you have seen.

Swear by my sword.

(beneath) Swear.

Hic et ubique? Then we’ll shift our ground.

Come hither, gentlemen,

And lay your hands again upon my sword.

Swear by my sword

Never to speak of this that you have heard.

(beneath) Swear by his sword.

Well said, old mole! Canst work i’ th’ earth so fast?

A worthy pioneer! Once more remove, good friends.

O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!

And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,

Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come,

Here, as before, never, so help you mercy,

How strange or odd soe’er I bear myself

(As I perchance hereafter shall think meet

To put an antic disposition on),

That you, at such times seeing me, never shall—

With arms encumbered thus, or this headshake,

Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,

As “Well, well, we know,” or “We could an if we would,”

Or “If we list to speak,” or “There be an if they might,”

Or such ambiguous giving out—to note

That you know aught of me. This not to do,

So grace and mercy at your most need help you,

Swear.

(beneath) Swear!

Rest, rest, perturbèd spirit!—So, gentlemen,

With all my love I do commend me to you,

And what so poor a man as Hamlet is

May do, to express his love and friending to you,

God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together,

And still your fingers on your lips, I pray.

The time is out of joint. O cursèd spite,

That ever I was born to set it right!

Nay, come, let’s go together.