The Two Gentlemen of Verona

Act 4, Scene 1

Enter certain OUTLAWS

Several OUTLAWS enter.

FIRST OUTLAW

Fellows, stand fast. I see a passenger.

FIRST OUTLAW

Men, get ready. I see a traveler.

SECOND OUTLAW

If there be ten, shrink not, but down with ’em.

SECOND OUTLAW

Even if there are ten of them, don’t back down. Take them down.

Enter VALENTINE and SPEED

VALENTINE and SPEED enter.

THIRD OUTLAW

Stand, sir! And throw us that you have about ye.

If not, we’ll make you sit, and rifle you.

THIRD OUTLAW

Stop, sir! Give us what you have on you. If you don’t, we’ll make you sit and we’ll search you.

SPEED

Sir, we are undone. These are the villains

That all the travelers do fear so much.

SPEED

Sir, we’re ruined. These are the bandits that all the travelers in this area fear so much.

VALENTINE

My friends—

VALENTINE

My friends—

FIRST OUTLAW

That’s not so, sir. We are your enemies.

FIRST OUTLAW

That’s not how it is, sir. We are your enemies.

SECOND OUTLAW

Peace! We’ll hear him.

SECOND OUTLAW

Quiet! Let’s hear him out.

THIRD OUTLAW

Ay, by my beard will we, for he is a proper man.

THIRD OUTLAW

Yeah, by the hair on my chin we’ll hear him out, because he is a handsome man.

VALENTINE

Then know that I have little wealth to lose.

A man I am, crossed with adversity;

My riches are these poor habiliments,

Of which if you should here disfurnish me

You take the sum and substance that I have.

VALENTINE

You should know that I have little wealth to lose. I am a man who’s been struck by hardship. My only riches are these poor clothes I’m wearing, and if you take them then you take the sum total of everything I own.

SECOND OUTLAW

Whither travel you?

SECOND OUTLAW

Where are you going?

VALENTINE

To Verona.

VALENTINE

To Verona.

FIRST OUTLAW

Whence came you?

FIRST OUTLAW

Where did you come from?

VALENTINE

From Milan.

VALENTINE

From Milan.

THIRD OUTLAW

Have you long sojourned there?

THIRD OUTLAW

How long were you there?

VALENTINE

Some sixteen months, and longer might have stayed

If crooked fortune had not thwarted me.

VALENTINE

About sixteen months, and I might have stayed longer if bad luck hadn’t thwarted me.

FIRST OUTLAW

What! were you banished thence?

FIRST OUTLAW

What! Were you banished?

VALENTINE

I was.

VALENTINE

I was.

SECOND OUTLAW

For what offence?

SECOND OUTLAW

For what crime?

VALENTINE

For that which now torments me to rehearse:

I killed a man, whose death I much repent,

But yet I slew him manfully in fight

Without false vantage or base treachery.

VALENTINE

For something that now hurts me to repeat: I killed a man, whose death I greatly regret, even though I killed him in a fair fight without deceit or wicked treachery.

FIRST OUTLAW

Why, ne’er repent it, if it were done so.

But were you banished for so small a fault?

FIRST OUTLAW

Why, never regret it if that’s the way it happened. Were you really banished for such a small offense?

VALENTINE

I was, and held me glad of such a doom.

VALENTINE

I was, and was grateful to have just been banished.

SECOND OUTLAW

Have you the tongues?

SECOND OUTLAW

Do you speak any other languages?

VALENTINE

My youthful travel therein made me happy,

Or else I often had been miserable.

VALENTINE

I traveled when I was young, which made me happy. Otherwise, I would have been miserable.

THIRD OUTLAW

By the bare scalp of Robin Hood’s fat friar,

This fellow were a king for our wild faction!

THIRD OUTLAW

By the bald head of Robin Hood’s fat Friar Tuck! This fellow would make a great king for our group of bandits!

FIRST OUTLAW

We’ll have him. Sirs, a word.

FIRST OUTLAW

We’ll take him. Sirs, a word with you all.

The Outlaws confer in whispers.

The Outlaws confer in whispers.

SPEED

Master, be one of them.

It’s an honorable kind of thievery.

SPEED

Master, become one of them. It’s an honorable kind of thievery.

VALENTINE

Peace, villain!

VALENTINE

Quiet, rascal!

SECOND OUTLAW

(Returning to Valentine) Tell us this: have you anything to take to?

SECOND OUTLAW

(returning to Valentine) Tell us this: do you have any way to support yourself?

VALENTINE

Nothing but my fortune.

VALENTINE

Nothing but my luck.

THIRD OUTLAW

Know, then, that some of us are gentlemen,

Such as the fury of ungoverned youth

Thrust from the company of awful men.

Myself was from Verona banishèd

For practicing to steal away a lady,

An heir, and near allied unto the Duke.

THIRD OUTLAW

You should know, then, that some of us are gentlemen who were forced out of respectable society by our unrestrained youth. I myself was banished from Verona for planning to elope with a lady, an heir who was close to the Duke.

SECOND OUTLAW

And I from Mantua, for a gentleman

Who, in my mood, I stabbed unto the heart.

SECOND OUTLAW

And I am from Mantua. I stabbed a gentleman in the heart out of anger.

FIRST OUTLAW

And I for suchlike petty crimes as these.

But to the purpose—for we cite our faults

That they may hold excused our lawless lives;

And partly, seeing you are beautified

With goodly shape, and by your own report

A linguist, and a man of such perfection

As we do in our quality much want—

FIRST OUTLAW

And I was banished for such petty crimes like these. But to get to the point, we state our crimes in part because they explain why we live lives of lawlessness, and also partly because seeing that you’re attractive, and by your own description a linguist, and since we are in need of a man of such qualities in our profession—

SECOND OUTLAW

Indeed, because you are a banished man,

Therefore, above the rest, we parley to you.

Are you content to be our general?

To make a virtue of necessity

And live, as we do, in this wilderness?

SECOND OUTLAW

In fact, because you are a banished man, and for that more than any other reason, we’d like to speak to you. Would you like to be our leader, to consider poverty an asset, and live as we do in this forest?

THIRD OUTLAW

What sayst thou? Wilt thou be of our consort?

Say ay, and be the captain of us all.

We’ll do thee homage, and be ruled by thee,

Love thee as our commander and our king.

THIRD OUTLAW

What do you say? Will you join our band of highwaymen? Say yes, and become our captain. We’ll respect you, be ruled by you, and love you as our leader and our king.

FIRST OUTLAW

But if thou scorn our courtesy thou diest.

FIRST OUTLAW

But if you reject our offer you die.

SECOND OUTLAW

Thou shalt not live to brag what we have offered.

SECOND OUTLAW

You won’t live to brag about what we’ve offered.

VALENTINE

I take your offer and will live with you,

Provided that you do no outrages

On silly women or poor passengers.

VALENTINE

I accept your offer and will live with you, provided that you do not harm any helpless women or poor passengers.

THIRD OUTLAW

No, we detest such vile base practices.

Come, go with us. We’ll bring thee to our crews

And show thee all the treasure we have got,

Which, with ourselves, all rest at thy dispose.

THIRD OUTLAW

No, we detest such vile, wicked practices. Come, go with us. We’ll take you to the rest of our band and show you all the treasure we have, which along with ourselves is at your disposal.

Exeunt

They exit.